ZACHARY GERMAN INTERVIEW 2

This is part two of a planned fifty-five part (that was made up, we have no plans) interview series between Zachary German and I. Part 1 is here.

Ken: I will ask the first question, now. I hope you want to be interviewed right now.
Zachary, first question: When you feel completely uninspired, bored, and alone, what do you do?

Zachary: I read blogs. I play tetris. I listen to the album Bright Flight by Silver Jews. I drink water. I look out the window. I make my bed.

K: For the remainder of this interview, I will be drinking water. I hope this does not affect our interview.
Zachary, where do you want to live?

Z: I would like to live, starting March 1st of this year, in Brooklyn, New York. I want there to be trees. If I could buy organic fruits and vegetables within five minutes from my house it would make me feel happy sometimes.

K: I watched the movie Atonement today and liked it. Have you ever seen a movie that made you pull at your own hair and go kind of "crazy" afterwards? Atonement did not make me do this, but I still am asking if you have.

Z: There was a part in What Gets Me Hot! where a man was performing cunnilingus on a woman and she looked bored and she said "Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?" That part of that movie made me feel excited and uncontrollably happy for a short time. I felt crazy right then I think maybe, I'm not sure. I felt sad and happy at the same time. I feel stupid right now. I didn't like that movie overall. When I saw The Sixth Sense in the theater with my parents I got really scared and had to sleep in their bedroom for a couple weeks or something. I think that is the closest to "crazy" that I have ever been as a direct result of seeing a movie. I don't have anything against this question but can you make the next one more relaxing?
I'm sorry if that is a bad request.

K: Okay, this will be a relaxing question, and I don't think that was a bad request. What are three of your favorite words to type?

Z: Ugh, okay, and tired.

K: One last question: Save Darfur or save the American poor?
I'm going to ask you the last question again because I feel like you didn't get it, or got it and have been ignoring me, or maybe have felt too busy to answer it. Okay. Save Darfur or save the American poor?

Z: Make eating organic or locally produced food your priority? I don't know. I haven't considered all of the factors of any problem. I don't think Darfur vs. the American poor is going to come my way, directly, so I doubt I will attempt to consider all factors.